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The Daily Outlook Afghanistan is the first independent English language newspaper in Afghanistan. It covers national and international news with circulation of 10,000. It is published by Afghanistan Group of Newspapers, an independent media group which also publishes the Daily Afghanistan, the largest Dari and Pashto paper in Afghanistan. The final news releases on the website were on 14 and 15 August 2021, shortly before the Fall of Kabul.
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