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Mexico sent a delegation to compete at the 1972 Summer Paralympics in Heidelberg, West Germany. All seven competitors were male.
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Kuman Thong is a 2024 Philippine horror drama film written and directed by Xian Lim co-written by Iris Lee. It stars Filipino actresses Cindy Miranda, Althea Ruedas and Thai actor Max Nattapol. The film is about a mother who loses her son in a tragedy and she wanted to bring him back.
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The Journal of Geology publishes research on geology, geophysics, geochemistry, sedimentology, geomorphology, petrology, plate tectonics, volcanology, structural geology, mineralogy, and planetary sciences. Its content ranges from planetary evolution to computer modeling of fossil development, making it relevant to geologists as well as other researchers working in the Earth or planetary sciences.
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