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Abdulganiyu Folorunsho AbdulRazaq (A.G.F) was the first Commissioner of Finance for Kwara State after the state was formed in 1967 under Yakubu Gowon's military administration. He was also the first lawyer from the Northern part of Nigeria. He was President of the Nigerian Stock Exchange from 2000 - 2003 and Vice-President of the Nigerian Stock Exchange from 1983 - 2000.
"}{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}